Chuanr Raiding Endemic

The Chuanrnistani government has reported an increase in chuanr related raids into their territory. The incursions from China are drawing ire from the small central Asian republic founded on lamb consumption and small scale bamboo re-manufacture. The foreign minister Ms Itmohr Lahm stated: "Not only do these 'raiders' show a complete disdain for the rule of law, they eat all of our chaun. They are disgusting and rude; they only answer questions when asked in sets of ten, and even then they mostly get the answers wrong." When asked about the level and location of the country's chuanr and nang stockpiles the minister was about to answer when cautioned by an aide and the interview terminated. Chuanistan has posted extra garrisons of white coated youths along the border, but experts say this is unlikely to have the desired result.

A suspected 'Chuanr Raider'.