Monday, July 30, 2007

Special Report on Travel and Camel Tourism

Special Report on Travel and Camel Tourism

Chuanristan Daily – Your Leading Source for All Rou News!

By Noor Khanam

Yangrouville, July 30, 2007 – Chuanristan Daily’s own international reporter, Noor Khanam, returned from Beijing recently with news of Chuanristan’s growing worldwide fame. Chuanristan Tourism and Camel Travel Commission’s efforts to increase awareness of Chuanristan’s natural rou resources and market our extensive network of cumin field resorts is starting to produce results. During Khanam’s visit, she came across a gang of rou-lovers, calling themselves “Raiders of the Lost Chuanr”, at an American style chuanr-stand, Tim’s Texas BBQ. The group invited her to join them for quiz night baked beans, south Texas spicy potato salad, and beef brisket delicacies. While Khanam found the food lacking in basic bbq ingredients, such as yangrou fat flavoring, she was impressed with the group’s extensive knowledge of Chuanristan’s favorite acting family – the Marx brothers. As a parting gift, the Raiders of the Lost Chuanr presented Khanam with a personalized package of bbq skewers. Khanam invited the group to visit Chuanristan and experience all that this beautiful double-landlocked country has to offer. (Note: After this article went to publication, we received word that Raiders of the Lost Chuanr has accepted Khanam’s invitation and will visit Chuanristan from Week 36/2 through Week 38/5. Stay tuned as we provide daily reports on the group’s experiences as they tour our fair land!)

1 comment:

Clove(r) Bukharan said...

Umm, in case this left you wondering, (as I've been told) I wrote this up as some lunch-time silliness... nothing more complex than that.